” And “Would you like to raise my flag and then salute it? Farmers Only They say: “You don’t have to be lonely, thanks to Farmers Only.”We say: IF YOU’VE GOT THE RHYME, WE’VE GOT THE TIME!Farmers Only makes a point of acknowledging the “traditional values” of farmers with a page titled Christian Dating, which says: “Those values that are cherished by Christians are often synonymous with those who toil the land to produce an honest day's work, and those who enjoy watching the sun set in a countryside setting.”ATHEISTS CAN’T ENJOY A FUCKING SUNSET.9.Waiting Till Marriage is a dating site for people who are (wait for it) waiting until marriage to have sex.It’s mostly for religious folks, but does say that there are atheists who wait, too! It is the romance, the true love, the life partner; these things all sing poetry. Conservative Dating Site They say: “We're the only website that caters exclusively to conservative singles.”We say: Except for Conservatives Only, Republican People Meet, Dating Republicans, Conservative Dates, and so on.Each site offers a 100% free trial and is easily searchable by religion, denomination, and more.
The “boy” elephant is enthusiastically waving an American flag while he bangs the “girl” elephant, who wears just two red high heels and has bows in her hair.The “boy” donkey is smoking a cigar, perhaps in an homage to Clinton. BE THE EAGLE THAT PROVIDES THE WIND BENEATH MY SEMI! Amish Dating They say: “At Amish Dating, you will encounter simple Amish singles that are suitable living without the conveniences of modern day technology.”We say: Churning butter by hand is hard, but dating is harder!Here are a few “conversation starters” they suggest you try out:“Wanna see my weapon of mass destruction? APPARENTLY THE INTERNET DOESN’T COUNT AS MODERN DAY TECHNOLOGY.7.An “online dating site specifically for gun owners, gun lovers & 2nd Amendment advocates.Use the 'Gun Groups' to find others who share the same interests as you, whether that be hunting, target practice or skeet shooting.”MY HEART IS A SKEET SHOOTER.Just like eharmony, Elite Singles has you answer these questions on a scale, so you’re not stuck deciding between a basic yes or no.